cooldudebro:

imreallycoolandfriendly:

untexting:

we all have that one follower who we want to be sexually successful with

I don’t know what this means I don’t want this

'sexually successful'

(via blowoffs)

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metaknighty:

youre a 10 and i look like im 10

(Source: rhinse, via braydaaan)

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assgod:

YOU CAN TELL HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF AND SO AM I

snake-dad:

it makes me mad when people say “no biggie” because we don’t need another reminder that he’s gone

(via cameilleski23)

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ven0moth:

if you rip my headphones out of my ears ill rip your heart out of your chest

(via sintoxicating)

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snakelikecharmer:

parisjemm:

A relationship is like a house

If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

Unless that house is a lying whore

Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

This took the best possible turn.

(via cameilleski23)

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earloffabulousness:

When i was little i wanted to grow up to be a disney princess but im pretty sure i just became Yzma 

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(via cameilleski23)

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prettyboyshyflizzy:

happened to me the other day im like damn its a 20 relax shawty
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He bought the stupid car.

I’m seriously pissed the fuck off. He seriously bought the stupid ass car, without even mentioning or telling me he was even going out to buy the fucking shit. Seriously that’s money we needed for my baby shower and furniture. You spend it on a car? Note the fact, you bought a car already.. But knowing it’s come up, God I just ughh!!

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